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 Achievement Lithograph
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
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 Adversity Lithograph
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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 Agony Lithograph
Not All Pain is Gain.
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 Ambition Lithograph
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly
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 Apathy Lithograph
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
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 Arrogance Lithograph
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
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 Beauty Lithograph
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
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 Blame Lithograph
The Secret of Success is knowing who to Blame for Your Failures.
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 Change (Winds) Lithograph
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles
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 Cluelessness Lithograph
There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
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 Compromise Lithograph
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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 Consistency Lithograph
It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
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 Consulting Lithograph
If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
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 Despair Lithograph
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
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 Demotivation Lithograph
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
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 Dreams Lithograph
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
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 Dysfunction Lithograph
The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.
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 Effort Lithograph
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
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 Elitism Lithograph
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
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 Failure Lithograph
When your best just isn't good enough."
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 Get to Work Lithograph
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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 Give Up Lithograph
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
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 Government Lithograph
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
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 Idiocy Lithograph
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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 Ineptitude Lithograph
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."
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 Ignorance Lithograph
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
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 Incompetence Lithograph
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
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 Indifference Lithograph
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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 Inspiration Lithograph
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
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 Irresponsibility Lithograph
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
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 Limitations Lithograph
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
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 Madness Lithograph
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
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 Mediocrity Lithograph
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."
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 Meetings Lithograph
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
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 Mistakes Lithograph
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
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 Motivation Lithograph
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
FIRST ONE ONLY $5!
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 Potential Lithograph
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
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 Power Lithograph
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
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 Pessimism Lithograph
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.
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 Pretension Lithograph
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
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 Priorities Lithograph
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
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 Possibilities Litho
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 Problems Lithograph
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
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 Procrastination Lithograph
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
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 Regret Lithograph
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.
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 Retirement Lithograph
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 Sacrifice Lithograph
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
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 Sacrifice (Temple) Lithograph
All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
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 Sanity Lithograph
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
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 Success Lithograph
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
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 Teamwork Lithograph
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
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 Tradition Lithograph
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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 Underachievement Lithograph
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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 Wishes Lithograph
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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 Worth Lithograph
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
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